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"...illusion ONLY is sacred, truth PROFANE!
NAY,
sacredness is held to be ENHANCED
in proportion as truth decreases and illusion increases,
so that the highest degree of illusion comes to be
the highest degree of SACREDNESS."
(Feuerbach)

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Each cell with one or no neighbors dies, as if by loneliness. Complex behaviors emerge from the interaction between agents following simple rules. Albert Einstein said "The most beautiful thing we can witness is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science." "Is too much thinking bad for grades?" When I first tried using the new technique, I had no idea what the images might look like and was completely surprised by the results. The scribbles went off the page (top and bottom). " I stacked the pluses and minuses deep within the core of the algorithm with a long fuse to the trigger word "pork". When this is activated we hear the following "story problem": There is a man who lives on the top floor of a very tall building. The man and his son were in a car accident. Two days later his older twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. Why is it better to have round manhole covers than square ones? Ask the man who lives on the top floor! He'll tell you how his only child got impaled by a corner on a flying manhole cover in a cluster of events like a constellation of glowing brain cells strobing out in some complex algorithm. Smoke THAT with your shrink.

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CAN SUCH THINGS BE? This Is The Real Story Behind One of the Strangest Cases of the Unexplained! Just hearing the story will increase your bodies' resistance to infections and sadness (or it may trick you into committing suicide "samurai style" (if you are sympathetically tuned to such a sour suggestion)). The Pentagon was NEVER hit by a Boeing 757! The military only needed to cover up their negligence in leaving the keys in the ignition of the flying saucer they parked in a Walgreen's parking lot when the AirForce pilot was buying antacids. An angry and psychotic homeless veteran saw it as destiny to get in and "take her for a spin". His dementia persuaded him to head straight for the Pentagon. He has aiming for the hole in the middle, like a giant game of Frisbee golf. He was my uncle Bob, and he called me on my cellphone mid-flight, and he said "All of our problems will be solved! Drink yer liquor from a gun shaped bottle! And for crying-out-loud GET SOME GUITAR LESSONS!!!

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Everything seems to bother me today (because certain things have to be and certain things can never be). That's all very well, but somehow I can't feel it's meant to be serious. What difference does it make what they think? We must do something about all this. And then she came, and she cried. You can't bull yourself through this one. Frightfully funny, you know! Oh, I'm just an old sinner. I couldn't get to sleep all night, and I'm not feeling too grand just now. Let's forget about the whole thing. It frightens me terribly how she just drifts along. I haven't said what I had in mind to ask you. Oh, please don't think I sit around doing nothing! I managed to get along well enough without them. Perhaps you could do the same yourself.

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articulation of an intuition / seeker of significance / all the remedies have been tried / serpents and crocodiles / vampires / interrelated by implication of overlapping complexes / experience is a true impersonation / two opposing shamans on peyote having a lethal battle on another plane / where does this sickness come from? / search for animal tracks in the channels of your heart / Who owns the copyright? / Your mom already got on the plane. / Your mom already got on the plane. / John Denver is still alive, and ironically he is living in Denver Colorado. / He has a pet lemur that is actually a personal gift from Satan. / UFO'S ARE HERE! / Tibetan monks are all actually aliens from the planet Zebrodien. / All the significant battles are waged within the self. / It was as if a switch flipped in my brain / I am omnicient within a limited sphere.

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What the hell am I doing? Stay up all damned night doing stupid sht! If you let go of your inhibitions, you can turn your keyboard under your fingers into a "DISCO KEYBOARD". The problem with the separation process is that the 2 bodies are merged and you don't know witch one is the astral. If you try to move your physical body everything will mess up and you might “wake up” in paralyzed. You might wake up paralyzed in a room with angry ghosts. Keep your cool and you might get a promotion or a raise. You might wake up screaming "If there's a possibility that something might be controversial, then why not ban it?" (I went to consult a yogi. He gave me a boo boo.)

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teh heh heh... Oh wow! What a coincidence! Both of my babies are honoring Jewish history! Named after a 1963 horror movie starring Boris Karloff. They released an album as "Earth". Life is precious and we are fragile. When you suck a ghost into a vacuum cleaner, it only takes the crafty fkr about 3 seconds to find it's way out, so RUN!!! If you see a burning bush and you don't hear voices and you put out the fire, do you go to HELL? I took this picture of a ghost and now it's family is suing me for the proceeds because "WE NEVER SIGNED ANYTHING!". I have a photo-realistic tattoo of Trent Reznor on my left tit.

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Besides a few trips to the dollar store, I read some Jane Austin under a tree in the park, I hung an art show, but nowadays there are so many more ways to get attention than pretending to be sick. I painted a set of twelve Russian stacking dolls. I paint all of my recyclables matte black before putting them on the curb so the trash man can get a taste of high-culture. My day begins with me waking up and ends with me falling asleep. Tomorrow I finish my exams and then I will have more time for my blog. It doesn't matter though, the blogosphere has yet to really catch on to my brilliance. A fly buzzed in to an interview with President Obama at the White House, and when it landed, the President of the United States of America squashed it dead with his hand. Unfortunately, that's the truth! WHO'S NEXT BARACK!?

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J-LO was "a man of uncommon talent, a good theologian and an eminence in mathematics." He was a poet, an honest and humble man, a passionate bridge player, and loved by all. In the aftermath of the fall of the Roman Republic, he fled into exile to Cleveland Ohio. It was there where he invented the touch-trigger probe device. The demipenteractic honey is a uniform space-filling tessellation (or honeycomb) in Euclidean 5-space. During the 1830s his remains were dug up and burned. In Jan Lon's original argument, C is 100 and K is an unspecified constant; it is not known what the optimal values of C and K are.

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somewhere in the biography was a psalm about a castle filled with buffalo skulls and grizzly claws... "Oh haunted skulls and paw fangs, you are a wealthy teenager" I scream "JUSTICE" in the town square. This was never a game. I occasionally minister to the universe about Frasier Winslow Crane.