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CAN SUCH THINGS BE? This Is The Real Story Behind One of the Strangest Cases of the Unexplained! Just hearing the story will increase your bodies' resistance to infections and sadness (or it may trick you into committing suicide "samurai style" (if you are sympathetically tuned to such a sour suggestion)). The Pentagon was NEVER hit by a Boeing 757! The military only needed to cover up their negligence in leaving the keys in the ignition of the flying saucer they parked in a Walgreen's parking lot when the AirForce pilot was buying antacids. An angry and psychotic homeless veteran saw it as destiny to get in and "take her for a spin". His dementia persuaded him to head straight for the Pentagon. He has aiming for the hole in the middle, like a giant game of Frisbee golf. He was my uncle Bob, and he called me on my cellphone mid-flight, and he said "All of our problems will be solved! Drink yer liquor from a gun shaped bottle! And for crying-out-loud GET SOME GUITAR LESSONS!!!