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It was a slow, painful process, becoming invisible, but you should embrace it now (as real life has nothing to offer you and you should merely see it as a sick joke). The first thing you will need is a guitar and a puppy with only two legs. (it's ok to laugh at handicapped animals because they like the attention) Feed it eye boogers and it'll do a flip. Wrap your entire car in bubble wrap and then you can nap on the freeway. Those bite marks mean I care. If you call Alf a Muppet, he'll rip you to shreds. A coma is just a comma in life. It was the perfect job for a shy, nerdy sophomore. Why do giant unibomber glasses look so hot on a girl? About a month ago I waved the white flag on my graphic novel. Blogs are the future!